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Just A Middle-Class White Boy, Tryin' To Have Some Fun...

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I'm just a middle-aged CPA from Westerville, Ohio tryin' to have some fun. Nobody in this opus is real, and if you think otherwise you should probably either get a life or seek professional help immediately. And you can't just use this stuff... you have to ask first.